Adriano To Sue Corinthians For Fat Camp Kidnapping

You may recall some months ago that Corinthians locked Adriano in a hotel and gorged him on nothing but cardio and salads, like some footballer foie gras, but with the intent of treating the fatness and the liver. This, much like most of Adriano’s career, didn’t work and he was released from his contract with Corinthians recently.

Now a free agent, he’s claimed he never agreed to be locked away in this “prison” and thus legal teams will be involved, possibly a made for television movie in which he plays himself and 50 Cent undoubtedly has a role.

In an interview on Brazilian television, Adriano criticised Corinthians’ strict training regime.

“I will take (legal) action (against Corinthians),” Adriano told Globo TV.

“I was in prison for one week. At no time did I agree to stay there. It was a punishment. I felt so humiliated.”

This gent is one more failed contract away from becoming a permanent fixture on both the reality television and buffet scenes – and the world will only be infinitely better for it.

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