Carlos Tevez Dancing Towards Europe

By: Bob | August 23rd, 2006

Argentina international Carlos Tevez has been spotted in Buenos Aires singing at a rock concert after going AWOL on his Brazilian club Corinthians earlier this week. Corinthians, which is flirting with relegation, has not heard from Tevez and their coach Emerson Leao is none too pleased with the two-time Argentine footballer of the year.

“Tevez has missed other training sessions so this is nothing new. From what I have seen, the team played 45 games last year and he played only 24. Does anyone understand what Tevez says when he speaks, because I don’t,” said Emerson Leao, who might need to start taking Spanish lessons if he wants to really understand Tevez.

“He is a citizen who has to answer for his own actions and he has no reason for his absence. Corinthians received no official notice and we need to work with concrete, reliable facts.”

The facts are that Corinthians stinks this year and Tevez clearly wants no part of things there anymore. With high-paying clubs like Manchester United and Chelsea salivating over the thought of having him, he is obviously forcing the issue and a move to Europe is imminent.

Either that or he is looking to launch a singing career in Buenos Aires, which might be more appealing than seeing him play for Chelsea.

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Ray

HAHA James you TWAT,

It turns out SAF isn't so prejudiced and racist as you and it turns out he was delighted to sign Tevez, not only that but he pursued him in a long saga with West Ham and he's now knocking in lots of goals and settling in wonderfully.

you are wrong you TWAT, and all ones that criticized him in Brazil and England you can just be left to tend your crap teams.
argentiino

TEVEZ is the MAN!!
Tis

well James just in case you don't know, there are players called Gabriel Heinze and Juan Sebastián Veron and they are actually from Argentina! Isn't that weird!
Mike

Well nobody guessed he'd end up at West Ham with Mascherano did they?! Cant believe he's gone there but apparently its because Abramovich owns part of the company that had the rights to him and he didn't want Tevez ending up at Arsenal or Man Utd. Makes me sick!!!!
Wendall

James, what about Ozzie Ardiles?
James

as the joke says:

Sir Alex was approached by 3 women wanting his autograph.

One, from Engand asked him to sign her program and SAF obliged.

The second, more daring and from France, asked him to sign her breasts. Surprised, but willing, SAF signed her exposed breasts.

The third, from Argentina and most forward, asked him to sign her crotch.

SAF became irritated at this request saying, "Whoa! Hold on, the last time I signed an Argentinian c_nt it cost me 30 million pounds."

you guys are full of sH-T. Tevez ain't going to manchester or chelsea. he'll be in Spain in no time. No needs a Seba repeat - well except those of us who enjoy watching United fail.

Let me list the number of players from Argentina that have embraced England and had succesful stints there: 0.
kp

Exacly Tevez will win Premiership titile
brasileiro

if ManU bags him, then the others may forget about getting the premiership.
Sam

I don't see him ending up at Chelsea now that they have Sheva and Ballack. I think he'll go to ManU and help make them an even stronger contender.