He’s well equipped to support Penis FC

By: Bob | January 22nd, 2007

Ah to be a young prankster with tattoo ink and a devious mind. A teenage Argentine football fan is suing a tattoo artist who decided it would be a bundle of fun to tattoo a penis on the teen’s back instead of a Boca Juniors logo. The tattooist is naturally a River Platte fan and apparently the only thing he likes more than giving rival Boca fans a hard time is giving them a permanent hard-on. “I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn’t have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents,” said the Boca Juniors fan whose parents undoubtedly are looking forward to the next family vacation at the beach when grandma Sally will get a look at her grandson’s new ink.

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• Trent |  January 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm

  
  
  

  That’s brilliant! Still the best rivalry.

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• Martha |  January 22nd, 2007 at 2:06 pm

  
  
  

  Bril. Liant.

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• Laurie |  January 22nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm

  
  
  

  What I’m dying to know is where you came up with this photo. Because it doesn’t look like the “tattoo on the back” picture that would have accompanied this particular story. (I know I did poorly in anatomy class, but not THAT poorly. And I’m talking about arm vs. back, okay?)

  Was it from some “You, too, can have THIS tattoo!” kind of tattoo catalog? And if so…

  Well, consider my mind boggled.

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• Bob |  January 22nd, 2007 at 4:22 pm

  
  
  

  I could reveal the source of the photo but that might just end up embarrassing one of my co-workers. It was a long drunken night and we were bored….

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• Carey |  November 12th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

  
  
  

  I would have committed a felony on the spot, because I would have checked of course.

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• Carey |  November 12th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

  
  
  

  I would have committed a felony on the spot, because I would have checked his work.

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