The Next Ronaldo Ex-Girlfriend Sex Tape will involve a lot of Drilling
By: Bob | January 5th, 2007
Nothing says romance more than fluorescent lighting, a paper bib, a spit straw and novocaine. Just ask Real Madrid and Brazil striker Ronaldo who has moved on from his beach romping former model wife and has landed himself a dentist named Erika Abreu. Unfortunately there aren’t any scantily clad pictures of Ms. Abreu floating around the Net yet so just close your eyes and picture a super hot dentist wiping drool off your chin while she yanks out one of your molars. Sexy huh?
Hard to believe, but there is a wire story about all this and it includes all of the saliva-inducing details:
Social commentator Ancelmo Gois claims that after a few sessions in the dentist’s chair to whiten his famously goofy teeth, Ronaldo invited Abreu to spend Christmas with him in Rio.
The couple flew first class to Madrid before heading to Paris to see in the New Year together.
The lovebirds are now back in Madrid where Ronaldo has hired a dentist’s surgery specifically for Abreu to finish his treatment.
Add hiring a dentist’s surgery to the list of gifts that will capture a woman’s heart.
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Maybe Ronaldo will convince her to give Ronaldinho a discount on some much-needed dental work.
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