Velez Sarsfield’s Hot Girl Mission To Fix South American Football

South America has had a very poor reputation in the footballing community of late, and for good reason. Flying knees and knife attacks are an easy way to achieve this. Postponing the start of the Argentine football season is another. So how does one un-achieve this? Even easier: take your uniforms, cut the shirts in half, turn the shorts into various forms of undergarments and stick them on hot females.

Voila, South American football fixed.

To be perfectly honest, this is not a secret mission to cure all that ails South American football. No, it’s actually a kit release designed to drum up as much interest as possible in the new, fairly tame Velez Sarsfield kit. Presumably it worked.

There are plenty more pictures over at the always fantastic Football Fashion.

And for fear of repeating everything every other blog the world over says about this: football needs more of this – particularly you, Sweden.

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Category: South America