Velez Sarsfield’s Hot Girl Mission To Fix South American Football

By: chris | August 13th, 2009

South America has had a very poor reputation in the footballing community of late, and for good reason. Flying knees and knife attacks are an easy way to achieve this. Postponing the start of the Argentine football season is another. So how does one un-achieve this? Even easier: take your uniforms, cut the shirts in half, turn the shorts into various forms of undergarments and stick them on hot females.

Voila, South American football fixed.

To be perfectly honest, this is not a secret mission to cure all that ails South American football. No, it’s actually a kit release designed to drum up as much interest as possible in the new, fairly tame Velez Sarsfield kit. Presumably it worked.

There are plenty more pictures over at the always fantastic Football Fashion.

And for fear of repeating everything every other blog the world over says about this: football needs more of this – particularly you, Sweden.

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Category: South America

Tags: Argentina, girls, scantily clad women, South America, Velez Sarsfield

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• Joel |  August 13th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

  
  
  

  Ay carumba!

  Posted from United States

  

• Lowe |  August 13th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

  
  
  

  I am suddenly very interested in Argentine football. Always was, but now- more so.

  Posted from United States

  

• Andres |  August 13th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

  
  
  

  HOT DAMN!

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• Fet |  August 13th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

  
  
  

  works for me

  Posted from United States

  

• Matt |  August 13th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

  
  
  

  I’m sold.

  Posted from United States

  

• OhYes |  August 13th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

  
  
  

  Count me in for whatever it is you’re trying to do…something about..something??

  Posted from United States

  

• Luka |  August 14th, 2009 at 1:25 am

  
  
  

  Shotgun second from right in the front row. Muma mia!

  Posted from Australia

  

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