

The Offside 100: 2000-09, THE RESULTS!
By: Rob |Last week, I asked you to vote for you favourite 20 players of the decade, here in this very post, are the Top 100 players of the last 10 years, voted for by you, the readers and bloggers of the offside.
First thing I want to say is thank you, everyone for the absolutely amazing response [...]
Landycakes vs Beckham = Bigger MLS Audience
By: Daryl |Are you bored of the Landon Donovan vs David Beckham catfight yet? I’m not. In fact, I think seeing these two air their arguments in public was the one and only thing that could have made the “Beckham in Los Angeles” story interesting again.
Who knows? Maybe one day we’ll look back and realize it was [...]
Daily Dose: January 29th, 2009.
By: chris |Stuff to read while you casually put the ball in from 40 yards out during a friendly at an RV park……
A brilliant Harry Redknapp postmatch crib sheet. (Top Spurs)
WAG does pop music video without a great deal of clothing. (The Spoiler)
Another in the Becks to Milan crowd. (mCalcio)
Everyone’s a Barca fan these days, including Kobe [...]
Offside Rewind: Links Only A Mother Could Love.
By: chris |Discussing Stevie G’s “penalty”.
Strange yellow cards in Croatia and Brazil.
David Beckham’s MLS career could be over sooner than people thought.
But even without His GoldenNuggets, MLS will still have goals.
Champions League has goals too. Lots of them.
The neverending war between the Premier League and the world wide web wages onward.
Lionel Messi’s reputation takes a hit [...]
Daily Dose: 08.21.08
By: chris |Stuff to read while you find naturally growing marijuana plants at the beach….
Lesson: Don’t leave your children unattended around British tourists. (Unprofessional Foul)
Becks playing for Preston North End way back in the day. (The Spoiler)
Stuff overheard after the US game. (Dan Loney Blog)
Somebody’s questioning Fabio Capello & his trophy cabinet. (Guardian Unlimited)
Teams you love to [...]
Highest Paid Footballers (and Guess Which MLS Star is #1?)
By: Laurie |The numbers are out. Guess who the #1 highest-paid footballer is? You’ll never guess.
I’ll give you a hint. Plays in MLS. Has a “pop-star” wife. Made an estimated $49 million last year, of which only $12 million came from actually playing the game. ($6.5 million of that from [...]
Cars of the Stars: Which Autos do Rich Footballers Drive?
By: Laurie |According to Forbes.com, the average EPL player made $2.2 million last year. And what did he spend it on?
Expensive toys.
And it’s not just the EPL guys, either. Highly-paid players all over are coughing up cash for the grownup versions of Hot Wheels.
So what kind of vehicles do some of our richest [...]
The Austrian Beckham Sinks AEK Athens
By: chris |You just knew something like this would happen. After AEK was “stripped” of its title unjustly because the worst team in the league fielded an ineligible player against big, bad Olympiacos, they were forced into a European spot playoff (much like the one the KNVB just scrapped). So they had the first leg today against [...]
Beckham & The Mrs. Interviewed By Da Ali G
By: chris |I’m no fan of Beckhamania, as you can tell by today’s Pic of the Day, but with Laurie on vacation, I would be terribly remiss if I didn’t post a completely inappropriate, utterly hilarious video of Da Ali G interviewing the Beckhams a few years back. I’d guess around cap #63 or so, and back [...]
Another Classic Commercial
By: Laurie |http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oSWa9thdA
I’ve been having fun lately wandering through this series of old Pepsi commercials. This one was the Wild West version.
Just two thoughts:
The Best Relationships Football Has To Offer
By: chris |Football is a global sport, one which cultivates relationships of all shapes, colors and sizes. Off the field fans come together by having a similar passion, but the bonds can become much stronger on the field, between those involved with the game itself. So in honor of Valentine’s Day we’d like to offer up some [...]
Football Players Make Money
By: chris |I know, revolutionary reporting, huh. Sports Illustrated put up their annual list of top earning athletes, separating it into two separate categories: Americans and Non-Americans. (You know, being an American publication and all.) Not surprisingly, soccer players didn’t get a whiff of the Top 50 on the domestic list. However, they dominated the international list, [...]
Daily Dose 1.29.08
By: Martha |Things to read after the Blue Man Group shove a camera down your throat (allegedly):
Mourinho to Valencia? (The Sun)
Free Taylor Twellman! (Who Ate All the Cupcakes)
Analyzing the CONCACAF Champions League reactions. (Pitch Invasion)
Tom Hanks, Villain. (The Offside Rules)
On being Junior Agogo. (Guardian Unlimited)
Despite not playing competitively since England’s last match, David Beckham is totally [...]
Steve McClaren Says We’re Ruining Beckham
By: Laurie |According to former England coach Steve McClaren, MLS should feel guilty. Our crime? Ruining David Beckham for international play.
Apparently we are so sub-standard over here that he’ll soon be fit for nothing. Particularly not for England. Because, y’know, they’re so good. And because if someone’s skills decline, age [...]
Quotes From the Man Behind Real Madrid’s Galactico Era
By: Laurie |I was clearing out old magazines last night and found a Planet Football from before World Cup. (I should add this to my next “You May Be Addicted to Soccer” quiz — “You never throw out old soccer magazines and can spend hours on back issues.”)
Inside was a very interesting [...]




