

MLS Attendance Drops for 2008
By: Laurie |The biggest lesson to be learned from the 2008 MLS attendance figures? The more the LA Galaxy suck, the more people will go to their games. In 2007 they almost made the playoffs but didn’t, and their figures were best in the league. In 2008 they were even worse and their numbers [...]
Med Staff Drops Keeper Being Stretchered Off The Field
By: chris |Title says it all, really. Zack Thornton of Chivas USA was taken off the pitch in a game against Toronto FC this week, only the medical staff didn’t bring enough strapping young beefcakes and dropped him on the sidelines. And let’s just say the Toronto fans could’ve had a more subdued reaction as he limped [...]
Toronto FC Fan Willing to Trade Important Body Part for Dwayne de Rosario
By: Daryl |I love Craigslist. You can find anything on there: Jobs, apartments, true love, one night stands (ahem, apparently) and - best of all - trades. Like this one.
One brave Toronoto FC fan has offered to trade one third of his reproductive equipment for Houston Dynamo’s Canadian goal machine Dwayne De Rosario. Not sure exactly what [...]
Some Video of that Columbus-West Ham Kerfuffle
By: Laurie |I love YouTube. I knew it was only a matter of time before we got to see for ourselves the hoolie porn actions of the fun guys at the previously discussed Columbus-West Ham friendly.
FYI, gents? There’s nothing ladies find more attractive than drunken guys duking it out. Especially when they’re wearing [...]
The Daily Dose 07.11.08
By: Laurie |Some news to read as you kill your drunken husband with a folding couch:
If this is modern slavery, then the line to get shackled up starts here (Unprofessional Foul)
Arsenal transfer rumors, from A-Z (FansOnline)
Toronto protest at the All-Star game. But not for the reason you think. (Major League Soccer Fan Blog)
Was Arshavin too successful [...]
Photo of the Day: Motion, Captured
By: Laurie |Ever wonder how they make the movement in the video games look so realistic?
Like this.
This is Toronto FC’s Maurice Edu, performing a bicycle kick in a “motion capture” session for FIFA Soccer 09.
Cool, huh?
(Photo: JEFF VINNICK/AFP/Getty Images)
MLS Fans, We Have an All-Star Team
By: Laurie |MLS fans, it’s time! Time to start thinking about the July 24 MLS All-Star game, where we can once again prove that our best-of-the-best can beat an off-season, mid-table European squad. After which we can say, for another year, “See? We can compete with Europe!”
Unless we lose, in which case we’ll [...]
MLS Incoming? The Sagas of Pat Noonan, Brian McBride and Nate Jaqua
By: Laurie |Yesterday we talked about a couple of US Players moving around in Europe. Today let’s look at players who may have decided there’s no place like home.
First, what’s going on with Pat Noonan? Will he or won’t he return?
The US International hasn’t been gone that long. He finished the 2007 [...]
So How Does that Canadian Champions League Spot Work?
By: Laurie |If you’re like me, you saw that Canada had its very own CONCACAF Champions League spot and thought: Umm…okay. Canada has precisely ONE MLS team. So how does this work? Automatic qualification for Toronto FC?
Turns out our guy Nicolas over at Toronto Offside is all over this story. [...]
MLS Lays Down New Rules for 2008
By: Daryl |Remember when MLS off-seasons were massive newsless voids? No longer. There are Beckham’s various adventures to keep up with, transfer rumours either linking MLS with top players like Seba Veron and Andriy Shevchenko, or young Americans like Jozey Altidore linked with big European clubs, while big name has-beens like Denilson are being cut. There’s also [...]
Rumor you didn’t hear: Marta to the LA Galaxy
By: Bob |If you watched the Women’s World Cup you wake up much earlier in the day than I do. You also saw Marta dominate the competition. The Brazilian forward was fabulous. She is without question the most exciting and talented female player today. Her performance has led some to wonder how she [...]
MLS Thursday Night: Toronto FC v Red Bull New York
By: Bob |The last time we saw Toronto FC play on that great American experiment we like to call MLS Thursday Night…oh wait…Toronto FC has never played on Thursday night. What? The league’s new kids with their great fan support have never been the focus of our normal Thursday evening routine of yelling at Eric [...]
O Canada
By: Daryl |With MLS Thursday on ESPN now as American as an SUV full of apple pies and David Beckham on the way, the future of American soccer is safe. And it’s looking good north of the border too. Toronto FC are showing all the other MLS fans how it’s done, with great attendance, passion and - [...]
When you want breaking news on MLS trades, go to Facebook
By: Bob |If you want to know whether a player has been traded forget checking out the official MLS website or even the player’s blog on said website, simply look at his status on his Facebook page. That is how the word first leaked Tuesday that Toronto FC has traded Alecko Eskandarian to Real Salt Lake [...]
Toronto FC Fans are a Bunch of Tossers
By: Bob |It only took Toronto FC 384 minutes before they scored their first MLS goal, which gave their supporters more than enough time to gather every seat cover from Ottawa to Moose Jaw to throw on to the pitch in celebration. This long held Canadian tradition dates all the way back to May 12, 2007. [...]







