

Daily Dose: 09.03.08
By: chris |Stuff to read while you listen to a sermon about sex from a porn addict…..
The exodus of Dutch talent from the Netherlands. (ESPN)
The magic of the Real Madrid mercato lacked this summer. (Reuters Soccer Blog)
“Jimmy Bullard - England’s saviour?” (SoccerLens)
Who Ate All The Pies bids adieu. (Who Ate All The Pies)
What West Ham & Newcastle’s [...]
Curbishley Resignation Sets New Trend
By: Daryl |Seems the closing of the player transfer window was also the opening of the manager exit door. First Kevin Keegan (maybe) parted ways with Newcastle yesterday, and now Alan Curbishley has resigned at West Ham Utd. Curbs has been under pressure at West Ham for the team’s perceived poor performance last season (even though they [...]
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
By: Daryl |1. The rules don’t apply if you’re a billionaire.
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was spotted downing a pint at the Emirates while his team lost 3-0 to Arsenal. Slight problem: it’s illegal to drink within sight of the pitch in the Premier League. Ashley might think that drinking in the stands makes him more like one [...]
Premier League 2008/9 Predictions - Week 3
By: Daryl |Well, I did get a couple of things right last week, like Daniel Sturridge scoring for Man City. But overall, not so good. Arsenal to beat Fulham? You’d think so, but no.
But maybe third time’s the charm. Here are my predictions for week three in the Premier League.
Premier League 2008/9 Predictions - Week 2
By: Daryl |How many scores did I get right last week? Absolutely none, that’s how many. But am I discouraged? Of course not. You see, it wasn’t my fault.
Turns out someone (not me) had forgotten to recalibrate the old crystal ball for the new season and it was still on the 2007/8 settings. But I’ve had the [...]
Premier League 2008/9 Predictions - Week 1
By: Daryl |It’s a bit of a Premier League predict-o-rama on The Offside today. I’ve already taken a shot at what the final 2008/9 Premiership table will look like (or more likely won’t) and Chris has weighed up the likely winners and losers in the sack race (if the sack race actually has winners.) But now it’s [...]
Premier League Prediction: Final Standings 2008/9
By: Daryl |The Premier League gets underway tomorrow, and I’m feeling brave. So brave that I’ve taken a (likely woefully inaccurate) guess at how the 2008/9 Premier League table will finish, one to twenty.
Read on to see what the final table almost certainly won’t look like, and even further on to where I try and justify my [...]
Daily Dose 08.06.08
By: Daryl |Something to read while you wait for your church to inflate…
Nice collection of off the line clearances (Soccer Training Info)
Women’s Olympic Soccer 2008: day one (From a Left Wing)
Financial trouble at Man City? (Man City Offside)
Another piece of the Comcast Olympic soccer puzzle (Sports NW)
David Beckham’s got the horn* (The Offside Rules)
Amr Zaki profile (Egypt [...]
Some Video of that Columbus-West Ham Kerfuffle
By: Laurie |I love YouTube. I knew it was only a matter of time before we got to see for ourselves the hoolie porn actions of the fun guys at the previously discussed Columbus-West Ham friendly.
FYI, gents? There’s nothing ladies find more attractive than drunken guys duking it out. Especially when they’re wearing [...]
Ooh! Hooligans! Straight from that American Hoolie Hotbed, Ohio!
By: Laurie |Excuse me? Gentlemen? Yes, you, right there, the American West Ham “supporter” in the claret and blue. And you, over there. The Columbus Crew supporter in that bumble bee yellow-and-black. (But mainly the American guys in the claret and blue, who by most accounts were the instigators.)
Let’s talk.
I [...]
MLS Fans, We Have an All-Star Team
By: Laurie |MLS fans, it’s time! Time to start thinking about the July 24 MLS All-Star game, where we can once again prove that our best-of-the-best can beat an off-season, mid-table European squad. After which we can say, for another year, “See? We can compete with Europe!”
Unless we lose, in which case we’ll [...]
Olof Mellberg Leaves Aston Villa With Class
By: chris |Too often footballers are portrayed as money grubbing whores whose only care is the thickness of their wallets or the number of places their faces are plastered. Unfortunately, that’s sometimes the case. So it’s refreshing to hear stories of the players giving back. Such was the case last weekend, when Olof Mellberg, participating in his [...]
Is the Premier League Top Four Unbreakable?
By: Daryl |As Newcastle’s unbeaten run came to an end against Chelsea yesterday, Kevin Keegan looked at Avram Grant’s bench and saw Frank Lampard, Joe Cole and Andri Shevchenko lounging around. Then he looked at his bench and saw Cacapa. Then he decided the Premier League was unfair.
“Maybe the owner thinks we can bridge that gap - [...]
Nani’s Headbutt: the Video
By: Laurie |Best quote from this video?
“I think Lucas mighta provoked him a bit, and Lucas has gone down a bit easy.”
No kidding. But in the end, it’s Nani with the red. It didn’t affect this game, which ended with a 4-1 ManU thumping of West Ham. But let’s hope that Nani’s suspension doesn’t [...]
Happy Easter
By: Daryl |Happy Easter Offsiders. And what better way to celebrate than by reminiscing about Eggert Magnússon? The Icelandic businessman (he’s a former biscuit importer/exporter) was the public face of a consortium that took over West Ham in November 2006, and was installed as chairman. Magnússon inherited all kinds of problems at Upton Park, not least of [...]




