11 WAGs Roy Keane wouldn’t like, but you might

By: Bob | August 15th, 2007

By now that you might have heard that Sunderland boss Roy Keane is not too fond of today’s era where the wives and girlfriends of footballers wear the pants in the family. “I think it’s weak. You see it with a couple of big players now. Clearly their wives and girlfriends are running their lives and that’s a bad sign,” he said. Presumably Keane does like his own wife, pictured to the left. The 11 WAGS below, however, might not be high on his list, but it is easy to see how some of them could have a bit on influence on their significant others.

GEMMA Atkinson (CRISTIANO RONALDO)

CARLY ZUCKER (JOE COLE)

ABIGAIL CLANCY (PETER CROUCH)

GISELLE SANTA CRUZ (ROQUE SANTA CRUZ)

ELENA SANTARELLI (ROLANDO BIANCHI)

MICHAELA HENDERSON-THYNNE (STEWART DOWNING)

JANELLE KHOURI (OWEN HARGREAVES)

SABRINA KEOGH (JERMAINE JENAS)

LOUISE OWEN (MICHAEL OWEN)

RADKA KOCUROVA (TOMAS ROSICKY)

ANARA ATANES (KIERAN RICHARDSON)

From The Sun, who inexplicably showed Ronaldo’s ex-girlfriend as Cristiano Ronaldo’s current girlfriend. If that were true my head would explode.

If men are more your thing, there is a spirited debate on Kickette right now that involves abs, pecs, and such.

Category: English Premier League, World Football

Tags: English Premier League, WAGS, Wives and Girlfriends, World Football

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• chris |  August 15th, 2007 at 10:37 am

  
  
  

  I like how you post pics of money grubbing bicycles in skimpy clothing with an ad at the top of the page for families to make sure to put their children in booster seats (government sponsored, of course).

  I see you’re trying to hit the entire audience.

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• Peter |  August 15th, 2007 at 10:50 am

  
  
  

  The message is clear. Wags should use booster seats to go along with their booster bras.

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• Shane |  August 15th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

  
  
  

  Ahhh, to be a pro footballer. Half those guys look like a creature from a Star Wars film. Of only those girls hung out at MY cantina.

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• Bob |  August 15th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

  
  
  

  Alas, I have no control over the ads. Fortunately they’ve stopped running the one about Hepatitis. That was way too personal for me.

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• nigel bray |  August 16th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

  
  
  

  Look lads. we are talking about a charisma zero sport. HANG ON A MINUTE. didn’t i get a fifty euro blow job off the brunnette last week

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• Diane |  August 20th, 2007 at 7:56 am

  
  
  

  Nigel, get a course of antibiotics. Roy, maybe wives just don’t want their their husbands playing for SUNDERLAND (see Bob’s favorite source, the Sunderland Sex Tapes), where the w’s & g’s maybe should have slightly MORE influence over the lads.

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