A Streaking Video Filled With (Fuzzy) Gratuitous Nudity

I must tell you something before you watch this video.

Not all of the streaking in this video is actually streaking. Some of these people are…brace yourself…fully clothed. And even worse? Not all of it took place at footy games. There are a couple of…of…American football games, and even one tennis match.

Please use this heresy as Exhibit A when you tell Daryl and Chris and Ian that it is not safe to leave me on my own. Even for one day.

But fear not. All of the naughty bits have been fuzzed out, so it’s entirely safe for work. (Provided your boss has a sense of humor.) As opposed to, say, this NSFW streaking video. Or maybe this one. (I was at that game, btw. It was the most boring nil-nil draw in history, and this was the only interesting part of the match. Thank you, pale and doughy Canadian.) On the other hand, this one is our female, red-white-and-blue non-streaker, so it’s probably okay. And this one is only bikinis, too. Your boss will probably join you in watching.

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Category: World Football