A World of Pain

You can get all manner of injuries playing football, but only one of them combines short term pain, complete loss of dignity, a queasy feeling in the stomach and genuine panic about possible reproductive complications. So cross your legs for 95 seconds of you know what.

And spare a thought for former Liverpool and Republic of Ireland defender Phil Babb. It’s been a few years since he slid straight into that goal-post with legs akimbo, but some wounds never heal.

via FHM

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