All I Want For Christmas Is…

So its that time of year. Santa is making his list and checking it twice. Mariah Carey once opined that all she wanted for Christmas was You, but who was she singing to? Was she an Arsenal fan desperate for a defenive midfielder?

Here’s a list of some of the things that our favourite football follk might be putting on their christmas lists, some less serious or likely than others, of course feel free to add your own.

Chelsea: for the African Cup of Nations to be cancelled. Chelsea are currently top of the Premier League, but with Essien injured and then heading to Africa and Didier Drogba also preparing his exile, Chelsea won’t look as dominant.

Real Madrid: Cesc Fabregas wakes up on boxing day and announces his uncontrollable desire to live in Madrid.

Liverpool: New rules that Fernando Torres cannot be tackled, and thus injured, in any way.

The Entire Nation of France: For the FFF to shout “Surprise!” while unveiling a new national manager. Anyone will do.

Ronaldinho: To wake up in a perpetual 2005, like Groundhog Day.

Alex Ferguson: Someone who can play defence.

Jose Mourinho: For Puppet Jose Mourinho to make a comeback. You know he’d love it.

David Beckham: To make Sepp Blatter’s dreams come true and play in every single World Cup for England from now untill the day he dies.

Arsenal: New rules introduced so that that he can sign Sergio Aguero’s son in case he does catch some of those magic genes.

North Korea: Everyone is so afraid of nuclear retaliation following the World Cup Draw that they are swapped places with Spain.

Mike Ashley: For any rich billionaire to come and take Newcastle off his hands.

La Liga Defences: Swine Flu breaks out in Barcelona. And Madrid.

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