Andres Iniesta Is A Sex Machine

Andres Iniesta went boom. Then Barcelona fans went boom boom. And now we have the Andres Iniesta boom boom boom.

Get it?

After that goal, the one above for those with 8 month memories, it would appear there was a lot of celebrating in Catalona. A lot. Lots of champagne and bubbly then led to questionable decisions which has now, a very precise nine months later, led to a shortage of hospital beds in Catalonia. No, not a joke.

This also happened the same week Barca slayed Real Madrid 6-2 at the Bernabeu. Suffice it to say, good times were being had all over Spain that week by Barcelona fans.

Nine months since Barca’s 6-2 home win over their arch- rivals and Andres Iniesta’s stunning late strike which took them through to the final at the expense of Chelsea, maternity hospitals are struggling to cope with demand for beds.

A survey by COMRadio showed that births this week and those expected next week are 45 percent higher than the average.

“When we notice some sort of surge we look for the reason and it’s evident that the cause of the increase this week is the euphoria of Barca fans thanks to the huge win and Iniesta’s goal,” El Mundo newspaper quoted Mercedes Rodriguez of the city’s Quiron Clinic as saying.

The babies are popularly known in Barcelona as “the Iniesta generation”.

I suppose some people celebrate in different ways. I did jump well out of a chair in an airport in utter shock. Victoriously, I managed not to impregnate anyone.

Chalk one up for population control. A strike which will be wiped out by the end of the day by Gabby Agbonlahor.

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