Another Soccer Reporter Cock Up

By: Bob | June 19th, 2007

Who amongst us hasn’t made a verbal faux pas from time to time? When I was living in Kazakhstan I once messed up my Russian verbs (hard to believe since my English grammar is *so* good) and I told a very nice babushka that I hadn’t masturbated much since I moved there when I really meant to say I hadn’t lost much weight. Masturbate. Lose weight. Peters. Penis. Tomato. Tomahto.

By the way, I am hoping that the reporter in this clip will follow the lead of Jeremy St. Louis and post a comment. It makes my day knowing that I can help a sports commentator improve his Facebook.

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• Laurie |  June 19th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

  
  
  

  Giggle.

  I can’t count the times I’ve heard a sportscaster say, “He has [or has not] had great sex…er…success.”

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• Laurie |  June 19th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

  
  
  

  And for some reason this reminds me of another story. I really don’t know why I’m repeating this, since it’s not the type of story a women should even KNOW, let alone TELL.

  But a guy was once traveling in a non-English-speaking land and got a raging case of jock itch. Using his whatever-language-to-English dictionary, he attempted to explain his problem to the pharmacist, who kept staring at him, looking more and more shocked. Finally someone who spoke English came up and said, “You have mushrooms growing WHERE?”

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• Laurie |  June 19th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

  
  
  

  And in case we haven’t figured it out by now, my brain does not operate in a straight line.

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