Comments on: Another Soccer Reporter Cock Up

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:08:02 +0000

And in case we haven’t figured it out by now, my brain does not operate in a straight line.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:04:00 +0000

And for some reason this reminds me of another story. I really don’t know why I’m repeating this, since it’s not the type of story a women should even KNOW, let alone TELL.

But a guy was once traveling in a non-English-speaking land and got a raging case of jock itch. Using his whatever-language-to-English dictionary, he attempted to explain his problem to the pharmacist, who kept staring at him, looking more and more shocked. Finally someone who spoke English came up and said, “You have mushrooms growing WHERE?”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:59:38 +0000

Giggle.

I can’t count the times I’ve heard a sportscaster say, “He has [or has not] had great sex…er…success.”