Antonio Cassano Announces His Post-Career MenuBy: The Offside | October 2nd, 2012
Antonio Cassano is a character. He’s also been known to enjoy a buffet or several – food, prostitutes, crazy…excess is always somewhere in his life. And when he retires, he’s going for the Ronaldo look. (The Brazilian one currently orbiting Jupiter.)
The 30-year-old, who suffered a mini stroke last season, also joked about his life after football. “I’m still certain that when I finish playing I’m going to get very fat…”
This man’s descent into chaos is going to be an even more delightful viewing experience than anything he can do with the ball at his feet. There will definitely be several reality shows, he and Bobo Vieri may even be roped into something of questionable taste together, and the number of paternity tests will increase with each of his kilos.
Sky’s the limit.