At Least Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoyed His Suspension

By: Daryl | September 1st, 2007

Cristiano Ronaldo in trouble If you’ve been wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo entertained himself while serving his three match suspension for that half-hearted head-butt against Portsmouth then wonder no longer. The ever (cough) reliable Sun features a story today about how Ronaldo had five “professional ladies” come to his house for a big poolside orgy last Sunday night, to celebrate United’s rather fortunate 1-0 win over Spurs. New signing Anderson was also there, apparently, and The Sun claim the girls took a picture of the Brazilian in his boxer shorts.

The good news is that the girls came all the way from an agency in Leeds, so at least Leeds still has something to offer the Premiership. The bad news is that Fergie is going to be angry, and you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Hopefully Ronaldo and Anderson are doing some endurance training in front of their hairdryers, ready for the inevitable Monday morning meeting in the manager’s office.

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em

while im not overly keen on the whole prositute thing- ronaldo is one sexy footie player and id gladly f**k him for free. fair play to the girls that they got paid. having sex with a hottie like him aint no job its a gift from god. its skanky they sold their story though, that just makes them look like dirt.
but my question is why did he need to pay for it? he could of gone out and got it for free.
lennie

you forgot to include louis nani... he was there too. :) ronaldo is still blardy awesome to me.
dd

re Cristiano- I'd like bang him till he needed a new pelvis or something- he's gorgeous.
Next time he should spend more for some fitter girls!- rough!, and was there a granny hooker in there for Rooney?
Sucky sucky five dollar!
elmi

is this a sign that this ronaldo is following the footstep of the other ronaldo... and he's still very young, but i believe saf being his coach will make the difference...
The-Man-in-your-head

maybe Ronaldo Auditionin fo one of the jokers thugs in the dark knight because he looks fuckin insane in that picture where on earth did you discover it??
Ian

I don't think I've ever seen CRon look so menacing. He looks NUTS in that picture.
Erick

Ha! Are you sure they weren't trannies?!?!?