Beckham’s Face + Chinese Condoms = Zero Population Growth

I am fairly certain that eventually the day will come when I can share with the people in my real life exactly what it is I do with my time during the day. And it won’t result in them revoking my PTA membership and yanking away my Mother of the Century Award.

That day is not yet, dear readers. Because when it comes to pictures of Beckham on a condom box? I just would not be doing my job if I didn’t share with you.

Awhile back I brought you the news that the Chinese were (unoficially and completely without permission, of course) using Beckham’s name and face to sell prophylactics. Alas, I did not have photographic evidence at the time.

But now, thanks to wonderful detective work by my favorite guilty pleasure Kickette and the good folks at Circus Hour, we’ve got the goods.

Ladies and gentlement, I bring to you: Long Love Condoms. Now with less lead and toxins.

(First? I recommend not thinking about that name too much. And second? Somebody photoshopped at least that last part in. Right? Please tell me I’m right.)

Oh, and speaking of photoshop, be sure to click on that Circus Hour link for a) this photo in larger size, and b) some humorous other options for the cover picture.

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