Becks & CR7 Get Competitor For Metrosexual Man Crown

And if you saw this coming, you know far too much about the intimate details of players.

Johan Djourou is challenging Becks, CR7 and whomever else to a duel to decide who is the most metrosexual player in the world. While the former and current Manchester United #7 stick mostly to fashion and hairstyling, at least that we know of, Johan likes it, shall we say, a bit less rough. He’s a Bath & Body Works kinda guy, you know.

The epic list of quotes which have metrosexual men all around the globe bowing down in awe.

“Mangoes are a fruit that I’m crazy about, so I love the sweet and fruity fragrance of Body Shop’s mango body butter.

“I pay attention to hydrating my skin properly and to feeling good.”

“I use my match bonuses to treat myself to jewellery. I love wearing rings, and mine are silver and studded with diamonds.

“I buy wooden bracelets when I am on holiday. They are not expensive, but at the opposite end of the scale I wear a gold and diamond earring.

“I am a shopaholic, even when I am out of action through injury. I choose styles rather than labels.”

Most of the time when footballers speak of “mangoes” they’re referring to the rack of lamb on that wannabe model over there giving “make me some f#$%ing money” eyes from across the bar. Enlightening stuff. Makes Beckham sound like a goddamn lumberjack.

What happened to the good old days when Arsenal defenders were too belligerently drunk to notice they were beating dudes up at the clubs or hurtling their cars into brick walls?

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Tags: Arsenal, Cristiano Ronaldo, David Beckham, Johan Djourou, Manchester United, Metrosexual, World Football

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