Caption This: Seydou Loves A Man Sandwich.

Well, isn't it obvious? Xavi, Maxwell, Iniesta and Ibrahimovic are all bowing before the Man of the Match, who is bug-eyed with surprise (a hat-trick?! Really?!) and ready to reap all the benefits of his new position (double-entendre? Nah...). :D

You couldn't find a single thing wrong that man did on the pitch on Sunday if you combed the footage from every camera in slow motion. He was brilliant. He may have been trying to escape celebration injury to keep in shape for his next two goals. On the other hand, who wouldn't grab Xavi's ass if it was that handy. No lying.