CAPTION THIS: There Is No Choking In Football!!!

theres no beating Oli's

Oli - you are a friggin genius! I should have thought of that!

PIGGY BACKKKK!

The title of this post should be 'This is no Choking matter'.

It is hilarious what you can get away with when the refs view is obscured.

"Hey guys! Im choking the chicken"

Remember Aliens? When that alien comes out of that guys stomach.

Eh looks legal to me.

Final suggestion: You look like Gerard Pique, for this I will kill you.

wow, great few hours spent coming up with those. Now off to meet up with some vibrant young people/watch TV

Is there a job where you get to do this? The West Brom Blog would be perfect for it...seriously, it's open to offers

"Oh no, you're choking, let me help!"

"It's okay, I was only ch-hoking, I'm fine really"

"I want to be your friend"

"Okay, just grab my neck"

Miller: Does your neck still feel tense Pat?
Noonan: I...can't...brea...the.

He'd finally had enough. The shirt ... the hair ... that awful shadow beard. This summer, Roy Miller is ... The Man Who Choked A Flounder.