The Chinese Score with David Beckham Condoms
By: Laurie | January 26th, 2008
Back in 2006, Germany gave us the Olli K and Michael B vibrators. Not to be outdone, the Chinese are giving us David Beckham condoms.
Beckham and the Galaxy will be playing one or two preseason friendlies in China in March. But a lot of Chinese men aren’t waiting. They’re already attempting to score like Beckham.
How are they doing that? With those (unofficial) David Beckham-brand condoms, of course.
The Beckham contraceptive – not endorsed by him – claims the user will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch.
The condoms now sell more than any other brand in China which has a population of 1.3billion. But Chinese fans of the LA Galaxy soccer star want them banned.
One said: “We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here.”
Okay. Whatever. Different strokes for different folks.
Or… Well, ick. I’m done now.
P.S. Yes, that dress is made of what you think it’s made of. But I don’t think they’re Beckham Brand.
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