Clint Dempsey is off the Market

I have no idea if New England Revolution and U.S international midfielder Clint Dempsey has signed with Fulham or some other team in Europe like he is expected to during the winter transfer window, but thanks to the eagle eyes of Du Nord we now know that he will not be bringing his fisticuffs and hip hop swagger to a singles bar near you in the future. The one who calls himself Deuce is getting hitched.

A quick scan shows that unlike some pussywhipped players who are afraid of their own shadow, Dempsey has not registered at Pottery Barn or Macy’s so you’ll have to be creative with your wedding gifts or simply leave your best wishes on his Web site where he gives a shout out to all you peeps:

i read all of yalls comments, and i appreciate em. dont stop visitin now, though…Deuce aint goin nowhere, an neither is this website. in fact, it it will only get tighter. so keep comin back.

word, yo.

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