Cristiano Ronaldo Can’t Dance

By: chris | October 6th, 2008

At least the video game version. Don’t be surprised if you see some litigation arise for this defamation of character disguised as a post-goal celebration because, let’s face it, that’s just horrible. What prostitute will want to be with him now? It’s like a drunken Peter Crouch meets Michael Jackson meets running man in bed with Michael Flatley. There are at least seven and a half kinds of wrong going on here.

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  • MoMONEY |  October 6th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

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    More reason to stick with PES

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  • Dhaw |  October 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

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    Lmaooooo
    I am surprised they didnt have a lil bit of dive in it to finish it off .

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  • Laurie |  October 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

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    Dhaw, no kidding. This dance is screaming to be ended with a rolling flop.

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  • Lissette Evil Blue |  October 6th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

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    Tagged: Don’t try this chit on the pitch. Or I’ll magically make an appearance and bitchslap U. Trust me I will. :)

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  • 9 Champion Leagues |  October 7th, 2008 at 4:44 am

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    Im waiting to see the new changes in PES this year since EA came with a far better version last year than konami.

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  • Rob |  October 7th, 2008 at 6:56 am

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    The great thing is that its just reacting to the way the real Ronaldo is moving with all those crazy little ping pong balls on him.

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  • Tommy Wong |  October 7th, 2008 at 10:18 am

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    ACTUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY this looks like the Peter Crouch goal celebration from previous Fifa’s. I guess not a lot of people know about it since Crouch is pretty muchTERRIBLE in the game.

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  • Rob |  October 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

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    Yeah but it was Crouch’s goal celebration, which was mentioned in the post.

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