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Cristiano Ronaldo Can’t Dance

By: chris | October 6th, 2008

At least the video game version. Don’t be surprised if you see some litigation arise for this defamation of character disguised as a post-goal celebration because, let’s face it, that’s just horrible. What prostitute will want to be with him now? It’s like a drunken Peter Crouch meets Michael Jackson meets running man in bed with Michael Flatley. There are at least seven and a half kinds of wrong going on here.

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Rob

Yeah but it was Crouch's goal celebration, which was mentioned in the post.
Tommy Wong

ACTUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY this looks like the Peter Crouch goal celebration from previous Fifa's. I guess not a lot of people know about it since Crouch is pretty muchTERRIBLE in the game.
Rob

The great thing is that its just reacting to the way the real Ronaldo is moving with all those crazy little ping pong balls on him.
9 Champion Leagues

Im waiting to see the new changes in PES this year since EA came with a far better version last year than konami.
Lissette Evil Blue

Tagged: Don't try this chit on the pitch. Or I'll magically make an appearance and bitchslap U. Trust me I will. :)
Laurie

Dhaw, no kidding. This dance is screaming to be ended with a rolling flop.
Dhaw

Lmaooooo
I am surprised they didnt have a lil bit of dive in it to finish it off .
MoMONEY

More reason to stick with PES

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