Cristiano Ronaldo Fights for Fair Play in Underworld Football Game

By: Bob | October 27th, 2006

Just when you thought nothing could be better than having pictures of Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo on your cell phone or your Myspace page, along comes a new cell phone video game that will let you wink, pout and make dizzying crossover moves of your very own.

The premise of the game:

The setting is a sporting realm of demons, monsters and magical creatures, where you must score and failure is not an option. In charge of the human team, Ronaldo will have to skillfully employ his talents in order to defeat the unscrupulous hoards of skeletons, ogres and ice trolls that make up the opposing team. As if this weren’t enough, the Portuguese winger must remain immune to their special powers and overall disregard for fair-play.

Since the game hasn’t been released yet I haven’t been able to get my hands on it, but my inside sources tell me those ice trolls bear a striking resemblance to Wayne Rooney and that you’ll receive special extra powers if you dive to the turf every few minutes and writhe in pain.

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Category: English Premier League, World Football

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insearchoffootball

yea he may be a bit of a show pony, but he Man U's best player at teh moment and will easily become the world best soon .. is is fantastic to watch and i think in a team like Milan or Barca, he would becoem even better
Luis

heheh...earings with tape over them....
Peter

Here's a tip for the game. If you want to escape the Wanker Level make sure you put on the extra flashy earring. It has magical powers.