Cristiano Ronaldo: Jedi WarriorBy: The Offside | September 16th, 2013
Cristiano Ronaldo signed a half-decent new contract this week (while it was likely always in the pipeline, the fact it comes just weeks after Gareth Bale’s world record transfer is delicious) and he’s now so confident he’s even using mind tricks to control others. Or maybe he used all that new money to buy some psychic powers on the eBay. Basically, he’s George Clooney.
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