Cristiano Ronaldo Lookalike Tricking Girls Into BedBy: Daryl | October 20th, 2008
Jaime Wright (pictured) from Eastbourne looks a fair bit like Cristiano Ronaldo. No arguments here. Wright looks so much like C-Ron that he makes his living as a professional lookeylikey, turning up at parties and such to stand around and resemble Man Utd’s #7. Easy work if you can get it.
But Wright revealed to The People this weekend that he’s been using his Ronny resemblance to trick unsuspecting women into sleeping with him. Classy.
Here’s Jaime Wright in his own words:
“I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.
“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.
“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”
I don’t see how that would be all that funny. Imagine those poor ladies thinking they just became WAGs by bedding themselves a potential Ballon d’Or winner, only to learn in the morning you were tricked by a borderline chav from the South-East?
And is anyone else picturing Alex Ferguson reading this story and thinking “if those women fell for it, maybe Real Madrid will too…”?