Cristiano Ronaldo Lookalike Tricking Girls Into Bed
By: Daryl | October 20th, 2008
Jaime Wright (pictured) from Eastbourne looks a fair bit like Cristiano Ronaldo. No arguments here. Wright looks so much like C-Ron that he makes his living as a professional lookeylikey, turning up at parties and such to stand around and resemble Man Utd’s #7. Easy work if you can get it.
But Wright revealed to The People this weekend that he’s been using his Ronny resemblance to trick unsuspecting women into sleeping with him. Classy.
Here’s Jaime Wright in his own words:
“I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.
“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.
“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”
I don’t see how that would be all that funny. Imagine those poor ladies thinking they just became WAGs by bedding themselves a potential Ballon d’Or winner, only to learn in the morning you were tricked by a borderline chav from the South-East?
And is anyone else picturing Alex Ferguson reading this story and thinking “if those women fell for it, maybe Real Madrid will too…”?
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What a sleaze, but a bit of legend at the same time.
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It’s not his fault if the girls are stupid whores.
And to be honest if he wasn’t wearing a UTD shirt I wouldn’t see much resemblance. At a glance maybe, but that’s all.Posted from
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Have any of these people seen c. ronaldo…?
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in a club after a few cocktails it would probably work
I actually think this guy is less of a wanker then the real ronaldo
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nooo that picture is RUBBISH!
He looks alot more like him.
Whats upsetting me is that he has a girlfriend…who he has been seing for 7 weeks or so who just so happens to be one of my best friends!! poor girl…he doesnt know what hes just lost…the girl is amazing, and apparently he hasnt took the time to notice this either!! She could do so much better then this sleazer!
aparently he has denied it! haha please boy!Posted from
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Who is calling this guy sleazy? If they had a card like this one to play they would. If hot chicks are so stupid that they are willing to climb into bed with a soccer player without question then this guy could probably nail them anyway. The ladies need to be a little less free with the panties if they want to get mad at him, at least he tells them afterwards.
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That guy looks way to straight to be Cristiano Ronaldo.
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JoseOle…
what if the guy has a girlfriend like one of the above messages states?!
what will happen to him when ronaldo decides, right, he f***ing up my reputation and decides to sue him??
not such a great game hes playing then is it?
ITS COPYRIGHT TO DO THAT!
Hes lucky if he doesnt get found out!Posted from
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