Cristiano Ronaldo Seduced a Waitress? Shocking!

Cristiano Ronaldo- seducing women both off and on the field…

Okay, perhaps “news” that Cristiano Ronaldo seduced a “penniless” waitress isn’t that shocking.  Nor are reports that he regularly pretends not to speak English in order to seduce women with such lines as “you, me, f***, f***” and “me, you, kiss.” While it is unclear if these are his “normal” pick-up lines or simply the ones he uses on “special occasions.”  Men looking to follow Ronaldo’s lead should be forewarned about the powerful nature of such sweet sayings- as in Ronaldo’s case it (allegedly) led to a baby boy 9 months later.

Given the secrecy surrounding the identity of the mother, many reports have speculated that he hired a surrogate – but recent reports indicate the identity of the woman is actually an “penniless American waitress.”

But, perhaps more shocking than Ronaldo becoming father or the crass words the led to impregnation is the revelation that Ronaldo’s mother, Dolores, would be “offended by the child finding his mother living in poverty.” Rest assured that the mother is now “living comfortably.”  Now, I’m all for eradicating poverty – but  classifying poor people as “offensive” seems a bit odd for me.  Has it really been that long since the Ronaldo clan was living the modest life in Madeira?  And, Dolores- clearly money can buy you comfort but not class or style (see picture below the jump).

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