

Daily Dose 04.05.07
By: Bob | April 5th, 2007Some stories to read while you name your child Metallica…
- Spread the word: it is easier to juggle in a bikini (Torlaune)
- Say bonjour to our newest blog (Lyon Offside)
- If Premiership clubs were women, who would they be? (Soccerlens)
- Mario Brothers meet soccer (Gametactics)
- Eric Wynalda invites Jim Rome to fellate him (Sports by Brooks)
- Some things you might not know about John Terry (Vital Football)
- It wasn’t easy making the Offside film in Iran (Bloomberg)
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“The team captains all feature a Super Ability which can be used to devastate their opponents, ranging from Mario growing to giant proportions and trampling other players, to Peach taking a photo and freezing the entire opposing team on the spot.”
Where were these Super Abilities last summer when France needed them? You have no idea how much amusement I get at the thought of a giant Zidane smooshing a little bitty Materazzi underfoot as Matrix gurgles, “But…but I didn’t even know you HAD a sister!! Please, can’t we just swap shirts?!”
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