Daily Dose 09.19

Some stories to read while you write the check for your new £200,000 mobile phone…..

* Someone please teach these guys how to celebrate when they score (Who Ate All the Pies)
* Of all the injuries to sustain, a torn bowel sounds like the least fun (ThroughBall)
* Jens Lehmann shares his water with Man U fans (Goonerboy)
* Sergio Aguero is the greatest thing since sliced bread, just be patient please (The Beautiful Game)
* Those Premiership mascots are money grubbing whores (Cheer Up Alan Shearer)
* Jack Warner continues to be a lying son of a bitch (Guardian)
* This player could probably learn a thing about lying from Warner (Deadly Musings)

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Category: World Football