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Daily Dose 3.19.08

By: Laurie | March 19th, 2008

Some news to read as you sue your local stripper for almost putting your eye out during a lap dance:*

Why Jonathan Spector is the answer for the US U-23s. (Soccer Training Info)
Ten worst hairstyles in the Prem this year. (And how can you not love a post that includes phrases like, “The combination of bleach and neo-mullet”?) (Who Ate All the Pies)
For the nerds amongs us (and we know who we are), confirmation at last: The universe is shaped like a soccer ball. (Molto Calcio)
Portugal Offside is back! (Portugal Offside)
John Terry can’t park (Kickette)
Hugo Sanchez is in trouble. (US Soccer Players)

*It was a stiletto heel, okay? Now you can stop pondering and go on with your evening.

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Ryan

Haha that stripper story is classic.

True story: A buddy of mine was getting married and we went to Montreal for the bachelor party. We were at the 'Canadian Ballet' and we were at one of the tables like a 'U'. Two girls were dancing and 'doing their thing' when one of them lost her balance, she fell back and her stripper heel sliced my buddy's eye wide open. We ended up going to the hospital and when he got married 2 weeks later his eye was still a bit swollen.

Needless to say I will never forget that and i don't think his wife will either.
Ian

Yeah, maybe at the Scotland friendly next week the rest of the lads can pin down Garry O'Connor and cut the back of his hair off, because the mullet/fauxhawk combo isn't okay anymore.

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