True story: A buddy of mine was getting married and we went to Montreal for the bachelor party. We were at the ‘Canadian Ballet’ and we were at one of the tables like a ‘U’. Two girls were dancing and ‘doing their thing’ when one of them lost her balance, she fell back and her stripper heel sliced my buddy’s eye wide open. We ended up going to the hospital and when he got married 2 weeks later his eye was still a bit swollen.

Needless to say I will never forget that and i don’t think his wife will either.