Comments on: David Beckham and Tom Cruise to Buy a Football Team?

By: am Sharon Nii Quaye

am Sharon Nii Quaye — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:25:09 +0000

Look that is the right thing to do and keep on doing this

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:02:40 +0000

But the really interesting question, folks, is what team should they buy? Any nominations for a “best fit” team for Mr. Cruise? (Let’s face it – you know he’ll be the one calling the shots on the truly important things like thetan counts in the dressing room.)

By: Cerberus

Cerberus — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:04:42 +0000

I think they make a very cute couple.

Seriously, there is no way in hell they are not sleeping together.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:34:02 +0000

I think I’d go with “Dancing Thetans” myself.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:27:35 +0000

I nominate Racing Xenu CF as their new name.

By: CSD

CSD — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:02:50 +0000

And they shall be called…Crazy Beautiful

By: Mauro

Mauro — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:54:50 +0000

I just keep thinking how happy Tom Cruise must be about having Becks as his good friend. Tom must think that the friendship might get him back into the good graces of someone who thinks he’s a total creep.

I’m not buying it, you are a complete and utter fucking weirdo, Tom. You don’t realize it but no matter who you are friends with, you will only make them seem weird for being friends with you. It will never rub off, unless of course you come out and say that Scientology is a total scam and that space aliens as a religion is dumb. Also, the whole brain washing of Katie Holmes was not cool either, it’s just made you more creepy. Sorry Tom, it’s not going to work out this way. You’ll have to try again.