David Beckham is the Master of the Handball

wakkkwakkkkkk........wakakkkk.....
Beckham out ur hand from pants!!!!

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

...although if "he's" giving "herself" the exam, we might want to check the rulebook. I learned writing from the Ralph Wiggum School of Journalism.

When Sir Beckham arrives in LA, we should have a look-alike contest. The person who can look most like he's giving him (or her) self a testicular cancer self-examination wins.

Hi Laurie, it's nice to see we are always the first to arrive at Bob's most substantive (one could only hope) posts!

I can't believe this took you 24 hours!!! I've been waiting to see when they would pop up offside since...how to put this sensitively enough for the boys...Becks was booted in the nuts intentionally TWICE during yesterdays match against Recreativo Huelva.

It was absolutely the most amazing match EVER nonetheless, and we are now waiting even more breathlessly, if possible, for the football portion of the highlights.

BTW, another issue raised is whether the Spanish refs are still a bit miffed about Becks' rescinded suspension a couple of weeks ago and might be willing to overlook anything short of attempted homicide, since everyone in MY bar certainly, and the GolTV announcers (who clearly know everything), thought at least one of the whacks was worth a red.

If I were married to Posh I'd probably feel a need to verify their continued existence pretty frequently too.