Comments on: Derek Parlane McQueen – The Biggest Name in Football

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:14:20 +0000

And even worst would be Darren Bent, Nicky Butt and Yuri Zhirkov.

P.S. I can’t believe I just wrote that.

P.P.S. Daryl, how can you do this to me? You know that once my brain starts down these paths I can’t quit until I’ve exhausted all the possibilities.

P.P.P.S AARGH! HELP!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:04:36 +0000

And I’ll bet he’s thanking his lucky stars that Nicky Butt was a different time and place.

By: Mustafa

Mustafa — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:52:24 +0000

hmm, if somehow (and play with me here) the 2008/2009 Spurs take the premiership, and i had a child with the same naming convention, his/her middle name would be (i’m using the names from the first team from the teams website):

Corluka Gomes Hutton Bale Zokora Bentley Huddlestone Lennon Jenas Pavlyuchenko Bent Gilberto Stalteri Modric Ghaly Gunter Dos Santos Campbell Taarabt Dawson Sanchez Boateng O’Hara King Assou-Ekotto Rocha Woodgate Bostock Dervite

Whew… quite a handful, and I went by jersey numbers, except that I bumped “Corluka” to the front of the list because thats what it appears the name that is reduced to, like this guy had “Parlane”

By: Daryl

Daryl — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:50:22 +0000

Thanks Simon, good knowledge. He should get that on the back of his shirt.

By: simon

simon — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:45:41 +0000

Charlie Oatway, Havant and Waterlooville captain (them who were beating Liverpool at Anfield for 5 mins in the FA Cup last year) has a similar name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Oatway
“Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway, more commonly known as Charlie Oatway”
After the QPR first team squad of ‘73