Everton’s New Signing: The Incredible £15m Unibrow

By: chris | September 5th, 2008

Even at Standard de Liege, Marouane Fellaini was probably making some decent scratch. Like enough to have that thing between his eyes taken care of professionally. Now that he’s hit the limelight as Everton’s record signing and the most expensive Belgian ever, he may want to bump it up the list. At least give it a name or something. (Felipe?)

Which brings up a very important question: who’s got the best unibrow in football? Unfortunately (or fortunately), I don’t typically pay enough attention to these things. Thus only three have come to mind: Fellaini, Nery Castillo and Carlos Tevez.

The Appropriate Unibrow

The Diabolical Unibrow

So we need some help with the other nominees. Who else in football has a fantastic unibrow which needs to be shared with the world?

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Lissette Evil Blue

But he can still do something about it. He doesn't have to look Ronaldish or Gayish. The secret is in the midle. I just that LeBrow doesn't distract the fans of the player itself.
Ronald

Cesar Delgado doesnt get a mention ? lol
jots

I believe Boswinga from Chelsea definitely has the most incredible uni brow in the football world...haha
Laurie

Whatcha gonna do, though? If you over-groom the natural uni, you end up looking like this: http://www.kickette.com/index....

(P.S. @ Corey. LOVE "Uni-baller.")
Corey

He is a good player, but he needs some personnal grooming tips. Terrible mono-brow. He could be called the 'Uni-Baller' or if he played basketball, 'LeBrow".
Laurie

The V in Fellaini's uni looks like a vortex that is sucking in the rest of his face.

Uh-oh! There go his eyes!!

Or wait. Maybe it's the LSD talking.