Forget Church, Pray to the altar of Getafe

Listen up, Jesus, Moses and Adam. You have two choices here. You can either devote your life to God or you can sacrifice your life for your mid-table Spanish team. What’s it going to be? Getafe or God? God or Getafe? In what has to be one of the more asinine marketing campaigns this week, Getafe are ruffling some feathers by asking for their fans’ full devotion. The commercial above is in Spanish but I think you’ll get the point. Support Getafe or you will be doomed to eternal hell. Eternal hell being five full years of David Beckham Hollywood stories.

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Category: Spain La Liga, World Football