Frank Lampard Is Huge In Asia – Or Just Chubby.

[101greatgoals]

Music has officially died. Unless it hasn’t. KARA, a South Korean pop group, entertained a football stadium with a song recently, and the video-cum-translated lyrics has, thankfully, leaked. In it they supposedly sing about their favorite footballers: Fernando, Cesc, Cristiano, Frank and David. All suspiciously worthy of first name only status upon review.

The YouTube video would have you believe the subtitles of this song ‘Mister’ are the actual lyrics. A commenter at 101greatgoals claims this is not true. Also making this ‘translation’ questionable is Wikipedia claiming the song is more famous for its ass dance (obviously) than “diving”, which makes them “facepalm”.

And somewhere, Bob Dylan just facepalmed too.

A quick Google search amidst Asian popmania(!) proves this theory correct – it’s actually a much, much worse song about youthful exhibitionism. Therefore this video is simply the slightly believable genius of a YouTube user who finds Frank Lampard “cute chubby” and diving worthy of a “facepalm”.

Which clearly makes this the best thing you’ll find today. So pretend this groundbreaking investigation never happened and spread the rumor of the South Korean football song.

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