Fulham Manager for Sale on Ebay

By: Laurie | December 19th, 2007

Just in time for Christmas! Fulham manager Lawrie Sanchez can be yours on ebay for the right price.

2nd Rate Manager with International Experience

Success guarenteed in making your team weaker and more porous than ever.

Main USP’s

1) Available now for quick sale

2) Natural inability to manage at club level

3) Very loyal (as long as you are Irish)

4) Willing to give all the squad a run-out, even if they are local lads from the pub

IDEAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR THE F.A OR CHELSEA

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

Winning bidder gets nothing for his money, the same as our club….

Current price as of yesterday afternoon was £8.50. And for the record, the seller’s reputation is 97.5% positive.

(Thanks to DuNord for the link.)