Henrik Larsson won’t have to worry about Dropping the Soap
By: Bob | August 23rd, 2006
Authorities in Sweden have given up their investigation of Henrik Larsson’s punching an opponent during a match this past weekend. Displaying the practicality of a Volvo, the fuzz came to a speedy and correct conclusion that Larsson’s love tap on the pitch wasn’t enough to warrant a time in the pokey.
“There is no reason to assume that a crime which falls under mandatory prosecution has been committed,” prosecutor Tom Svensson said today.
Larsson’s actions are still being investigated by the Swedish football association and he likely will face a punishment that doesn’t include making license plates or learning how to smuggle drugs in body cavities.
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Good. It was stupid for them to even investigate it. Worse things happen all the time on the field.
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Could you NOT use homophobic prison jokes? I know you’re trying to be funny, but it just isn’t…
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