Hiddink to Chelsea Players: Armani or Else!
By: Laurie | February 28th, 2009
New Chelsea manager Guus Hiddink has new rules for the Chelsea players: Wear your Armani suits, or face the consequences!
Hiddink feels that former gaffer Luis Felipe Scolari was far too lax with the Chelsea boys, so he’s imposed a new set of rules. My personal favorite? The club’s Armani suits must be worn on the way to both home and away games. And not only that, but the boys had better knot those ties correctly!
(I’m pretty sure that enforcing this rule will require Tie Police. Apply c/o Guus Hiddink. End of the line is wa-a-a-a-ay back there, behind all of those young, nubile, surgically enhanced women with the spike heels and fake tans.)
Guus’s new rules:
Club suits to be worn when:
Reporting for duty
Travelling to the stadium for both home and away games
When leaving the ground
Ties must always be worn witgh suits and be knotted correctlyOther rules:
Punctuality for training
Restrictions on the use of mobile phones
Increased fitness regime following laid back approach from Scolari
Change in diets
Fines for breaking any rules
Note the order in which these rules are listed. Because punctuality and fitness and good diets are great and all that, but we all know that it’s really about the Armani.
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Just me picturing John Terry at the back of the group going “Frank! Help me with my tie! I can’t get in trouble again!”.
What is a correct knot as well? There’s loads of ways to tie it surely? Unless its some kind of contest.
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this will cause havoc after a while, usually does.
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You know if John Terry ever gets into trouble, there is an ideal replacement for the England international.
A while back, Sotiris Kyrgiakos’ website (www.kyrgiakos.gr) featured pictures of the current AEK FC center-back posing in what seemed to be Armani suits.
Not only is he a skilled defender, but well dressed, maybe Guus should take a look at Greece’s Mr. Armani.
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Guus thinks they got to look FIERCE, bitches .
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