If Cristiano Ronaldo Doesn’t Play Against Sevilla This Weekend, Then That Proves That Wizards Are Real

By: Daryl | October 1st, 2009

wizardYou may have read about the wizard who put a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo this week. You may also have laughed. I mostly laughed because wizards aren’t real.

I laughed even more when I read that CR9 had scored two tap-ins and also won a penalty in Real Madrid’s 3-0 win over Marseille yesterday. That certainly doesn’t sound look like a man who’s been cursed.

I stopped laughing when I read that Ronaldo was subbed out of that game with an injury in the 70th minute. Now I read that C-Ron will likely miss the game against Sevilla this weekend due to “a sprain to the internal lateral ligament of the right ankle.” So I’m off to buy myself a magic set.


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  • phantompong |  October 1st, 2009 at 12:09 pm

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    Pity he’s not very good. C-Ron will probably be back soon, within two or three matches I’m guessing. He was supposed to be out for “más tiempo”. I hope the wizard’s customers demanded a refund.

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  • Matilda |  October 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 pm

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    Oh gosh I’d best go get myself a magic set right now. Reckon I can magic Defoe away before Spurs play Bolton tomorrow?

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