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	<title>Comments on: Is Alan Shearer to Newcastle an April Fools&#8217; Joke?</title>
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		<title>By: Ibracadabra</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/is-alan-shearer-to-newcastle-an-april-fools-joke.html/comment-page-1#comment-143075</link>
		<dc:creator>Ibracadabra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(new manager)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(new manager)</p>
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		<title>By: Ibracadabra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ibracadabra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nicky Butt now chronicling the new major and relegation battle on Twitter...

amazing:

http://twitter.com/NickyButt</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nicky Butt now chronicling the new major and relegation battle on Twitter&#8230;</p>
<p>amazing:</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/NickyButt" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/NickyButt</a></p>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>According to the Guardian, its been confirmed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the Guardian, its been confirmed.</p>
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		<title>By: alessio</title>
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		<dc:creator>alessio</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CNN picked up on it too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CNN picked up on it too.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also if BBC is reporting it, it must be true, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also if BBC is reporting it, it must be true, right?</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shearer is going to axe Wise!</description>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It crossed my mind that it could be a prank, but if it is it is incredibly sucessful. Presumably the newspapers are on their guard not to be caught out by something like this. 

Shearer was a renowned practical joker (he once let off a fire extinguisher in Tino Asprilla&#039;s eye) so maybe he is behind it.

But if it wasn&#039;t true, wouldn&#039;t the club have denied it by now?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It crossed my mind that it could be a prank, but if it is it is incredibly sucessful. Presumably the newspapers are on their guard not to be caught out by something like this. </p>
<p>Shearer was a renowned practical joker (he once let off a fire extinguisher in Tino Asprilla&#8217;s eye) so maybe he is behind it.</p>
<p>But if it wasn&#8217;t true, wouldn&#8217;t the club have denied it by now?</p>
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