It’s a Nice Day for a WAG Wedding

Now that the English Premier League season is in the books it is time for the players to get down to serious business. It is time for them to spend small fortunes on marriages that may or may not be till death does us part. If you weren’t invited to any of the four big celebrity weddings this weekend, fear not. The Daily Mail has all of the gossipy details about what to expect when John Terry, Steven Gerrard, Michael Carrick and Phil Neville get hitched (not to each other, although Terry and Gerrard as a couple doesn’t seem too far-fetched).

Among the items that you really don’t need to know but want to secretly know about anyway:

• Guests at the £1 million Gerrard nuptials will be able to feats on bacon butties and chips. For that price, those must be fancy bacon butties. Guests are also encouraged to make a donation to charity in lieu of gifts. What, the happy couple doesn’t need a toaster?
• John Terry is getting married at the same place where Sylvester Stallone got hitched. If you live in Vegas keep an eye out for Terry this summer when he takes part in a post-wedding stag party. Hanging out with the lads while enjoying the temptations of Sin City sounds like a great way to start a marriage!
• They’ll be eating sausage-and-mash canapés on Gary Neville’s big day and you can expect the decorations to feature the Manchester United colors. He is also the only one not to accept money in exchange for media coverage.

My favorite part of all this is that Wayne Rooney and his beau lady friend will attend three weddings in one day. Poor lad is going to get worn out doing the funky chicken and eating cake. By the way, doesn’t it look like three out of the four are marrying the same woman?

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