It’s a Nice Day for a WAG Wedding

By: Bob | June 15th, 2007

Now that the English Premier League season is in the books it is time for the players to get down to serious business. It is time for them to spend small fortunes on marriages that may or may not be till death does us part. If you weren’t invited to any of the four big celebrity weddings this weekend, fear not. The Daily Mail has all of the gossipy details about what to expect when John Terry, Steven Gerrard, Michael Carrick and Phil Neville get hitched (not to each other, although Terry and Gerrard as a couple doesn’t seem too far-fetched).

Among the items that you really don’t need to know but want to secretly know about anyway:

• Guests at the £1 million Gerrard nuptials will be able to feats on bacon butties and chips. For that price, those must be fancy bacon butties. Guests are also encouraged to make a donation to charity in lieu of gifts. What, the happy couple doesn’t need a toaster?
• John Terry is getting married at the same place where Sylvester Stallone got hitched. If you live in Vegas keep an eye out for Terry this summer when he takes part in a post-wedding stag party. Hanging out with the lads while enjoying the temptations of Sin City sounds like a great way to start a marriage!
• They’ll be eating sausage-and-mash canapés on Gary Neville’s big day and you can expect the decorations to feature the Manchester United colors. He is also the only one not to accept money in exchange for media coverage.

My favorite part of all this is that Wayne Rooney and his beau lady friend will attend three weddings in one day. Poor lad is going to get worn out doing the funky chicken and eating cake. By the way, doesn’t it look like three out of the four are marrying the same woman?

Category: World Football

Tags: Gary Neville, John Terry, Michael Carrick, Steven Gerrard, WAGS, World Football, World Soccer

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• Martha |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:02 am

  
  
  

  Wayne Rooney and his beau?! Why Bob, are you trying to create an “argument gay” (in the words of Google translate) for Wazza?

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• Bob |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:08 am

  
  
  

  Ha, where in the recesses of my brain did that come from? Should I go with crumpet, tramp or non-granny hooker instead?

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• Brian |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am

  
  
  

  Does Michael Carrick shave his chest?

  Wait, I mean, uh, damn those girls are hot!

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• Inara |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:18 am

  
  
  

  I’ve always thought that Gerrard is prettier looking than his girlfriend. She looks a tad manly to me.

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• Chris |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:54 am

  
  
  

  I think Neville was the only one not to sell the exclusive rights to some celebrity magazine. A million quid, who needs it.

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• Martha |  June 15th, 2007 at 10:59 am

  
  
  

  Oh, definitely tart, Bob.

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• uneditedmara |  June 18th, 2007 at 5:13 am

  
  
  

  Inara: Not a tad. IS manly.

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• Wendall |  June 19th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

  
  
  

  Is it just me or does John Terry always look like a shagged out old rocker? He looks 40 trying to be 25.

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• asma |  December 11th, 2007 at 9:20 am

  
  
  

  I luv steven’s wife she is the most beautiful lady i have seen on the computer.

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