It’s True. Cristiano Ronaldo IS an Oompa LoompaBy: Laurie | July 24th, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo has been working on his tan, and others have noted that it is somewhat…suspicious in color.
And so, in a fit of investigative journalism worthy of “The Sun” and “The National Enquirer” combined, we have uncovered the above photos.
The similarities are shocking, no?
Because when it comes down to it, what do we really know about Cristiano Ronaldo’s parentage?