It’s True. Cristiano Ronaldo IS an Oompa Loompa

By: Laurie | July 24th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo has been working on his tan, and others have noted that it is somewhat…suspicious in color.

And so, in a fit of investigative journalism worthy of “The Sun” and “The National Enquirer” combined, we have uncovered the above photos.

The similarities are shocking, no?

Because when it comes down to it, what do we really know about Cristiano Ronaldo’s parentage?

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Category: World Football

Sheik Yerbouti

He looks more like a willy wanka. The style suits him.
Thomas

mele419, work on your reading skills.
mele419

Graham, you're just an idiot, because I, as well as I'm sure many other like ManU.
Graham

Ur all just mad that Manchester United beat all your favorite teams. Why don't you all go cry somewhere else.
CHELSEA RULES!!!

Ronaldo is GAY!!!! Sorry for all the girls that like him, this is a huge diappointment for you, but he likes men. So get on with your lives!
Jennifer

I'm sorry, but he looks so much like Amantino Mancini. He just needs a better forehead.
Weston (@wpazzurri)

then howd he get out of the factory? i thought that they were bound to helping Wonka forever because he saved their lives. He probably gave away the formula from some new candy for some hair styling shampoo, and kicked out of the factory.
mele419

clearly he isn't Portugese, he's from Loompaland.
Good thing he escaped from those vermiscious knids and shnozwangers, otherwise we'd never have seen his footy talent!(and arrogance...)
Hana

Brilliant.
kovolovessoccer

Are you saying that he is not of Portuguese heritage?

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