It’s True. Cristiano Ronaldo IS an Oompa Loompa

By: Laurie | July 24th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo has been working on his tan, and others have noted that it is somewhat…suspicious in color.

And so, in a fit of investigative journalism worthy of “The Sun” and “The National Enquirer” combined, we have uncovered the above photos.

The similarities are shocking, no?

Because when it comes down to it, what do we really know about Cristiano Ronaldo’s parentage?

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Tags: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cristiano, Oompa Loompa, tans, World Football

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• kovolovessoccer |  July 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am

  
  
  

  Are you saying that he is not of Portuguese heritage?

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• Hana |  July 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

  
  
  

  Brilliant.

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• mele419 |  July 24th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  
  
  

  clearly he isn’t Portugese, he’s from Loompaland.
  Good thing he escaped from those vermiscious knids and shnozwangers, otherwise we’d never have seen his footy talent!(and arrogance…)

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• Weston |  July 24th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  
  
  

  then howd he get out of the factory? i thought that they were bound to helping Wonka forever because he saved their lives. He probably gave away the formula from some new candy for some hair styling shampoo, and kicked out of the factory.

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• Jennifer |  July 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

  
  
  

  I’m sorry, but he looks so much like Amantino Mancini. He just needs a better forehead.

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• CHELSEA RULES!!! |  July 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

  
  
  

  Ronaldo is GAY!!!! Sorry for all the girls that like him, this is a huge diappointment for you, but he likes men. So get on with your lives!

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• Graham |  July 25th, 2008 at 6:26 am

  
  
  

  Ur all just mad that Manchester United beat all your favorite teams. Why don’t you all go cry somewhere else.

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• mele419 |  July 25th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  
  
  

  Graham, you’re just an idiot, because I, as well as I’m sure many other like ManU.

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• Thomas |  July 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  
  
  

  mele419, work on your reading skills.

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• Sheik Yerbouti |  July 31st, 2008 at 4:45 am

  
  
  

  He looks more like a willy wanka. The style suits him.

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