John Terry in Dancing Shock!
By: Martha | November 25th, 2007
According to the ever-reliable News of the World, the injured John Terry didn’t look so gimpy when he was getting down with some strippers just days before that whole loss-to-Croatia thing. Excellent! I always say there’s nothing like a semi-sex scandal and a lot of booze to dull the pain of an upcoming humiliating loss, and if the tabloids are to be believed (cough), some of the England lads feel exactly the same way. The weekend before the Croatia match, they were (allegedly) getting down at a Lifestyles of the Rich and Sleazy-style £50,000 birthday party for Sean Shaun Wright-Phillips.
There’s all sort of naughtiness described in the NOTW article, but neither the drunk bastard getting the blowjob, nor the pukers, nor the guy begging strippers for a threesome were named — it’s only Terry whose movements are closely documented. Clearly some who was either at the party or pretended to be so has it out for the poor man, because he comes off looking very pathetic indeed. There’s even a video of a white guy in a striped shirt JT dancing with some strippers, looking like his legs are very healthy indeed.
Look, England, another excuse not about ability for going out — the team were hungover, not outplayed. Thank goodness for that.
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“The manager was so stunned all he could come up with was, ‘What are you doing to my chair?’
Classic.
The British tabloids never cease to make my jaw drop to the floor.
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I think that’s Shaun (not Sean) Wright-Phillips.
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Thanks, David, corrected the post!
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