Kick Killer Zombies In The Balls, With The Balls.

We can be accused of many things, but trying to keep you employed is not one of them.

Tomorrow, as you may have heard, is the yearly D-Day for social lives. Football Manager 2010 is being released (with a fancy new interface, may I say) and jobs will be lost, relationships irrevocably strained, children put up for adoption and personal hygiene rendered a nonissue. So how better than prepare for the complete cessation of one’s productivity?

You kick balls at killer zombies.

Choose any Premiership team (or Andriy Voronin with multiple kits and/or hair jobs) to play against any other undead Premiership team. This game is, as the name mousebreaker would indicate, horribly addictive.

After far too much time studying the intricacies, some tips:

i. Stand in the same spot and wait to unleash the volley. Slight upward angle seems to work best.
ii. Stick the leather ball in the third slot between rounds one and two, or else you risk the goalie saving the first go ’round.
iii. Up power, not throw-in speed – the thrower is apparently a fat slob.
iv. If you get a running start, you can kick the zombies in the balls, but risk being eaten. Which totally mirrors real life.
v. Be Darren Bent: crush that beach ball.

Enjoy your final night with productivity…without productivity.

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