Lionel Messi Can’t Beat Ice Cream

He might be able to defeat Gerd Muller’s record for goals in a calendar year, and he might eventually assume the throne for G.O.A.T., but when it comes down to a little kid, he can’t beat ice cream. And neither can Kobe Bryant, for that matter.

But they’d probably kill it at a carnival with those balloon animals and houses of cards.

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Category: World Football