Marco Borriello gets a Three-Month Ban to go along with his Venereal Disease

By: Bob | February 28th, 2007

Let this be a lesson to all aspiring football players out there. When your supermodel girlfriend gives you a sexually transmitted disease and then proceeds to rub a cortisone cream on your man parts to treat said sexually transmitted disease, you may end up flunking a drug test and getting a three-month ban from football. Poor, poor Marco Borriello. At least he has a comforting shoulder (somewhat unsafe for work) to cry on.

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Category: Serie A, World Football

Tags: AC Milan, Belen Rodriguez, Marco Borriello, Serie A, STDs, World Football, World Soccer

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• mick e |  February 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

  
  
  

  Holy dam. I would take a dose of VD and give three months salary for a slice o’ that!

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• Ruby |  March 1st, 2007 at 3:19 pm

  
  
  

  But yays! It’s retrospective! So he’ll be back on March 21st!

  And hopefully fully recovered from whatever filthy disease that slut gave him… *grin*

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• uneditedmara |  March 4th, 2007 at 2:08 am

  
  
  

  That just goes to show that you gotta (VD) check the goods before you bed it. Who knows where those things have been.

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