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Marco Borriello gets a Three-Month Ban to go along with his Venereal Disease

By: Bob | February 28th, 2007

Let this be a lesson to all aspiring football players out there. When your supermodel girlfriend gives you a sexually transmitted disease and then proceeds to rub a cortisone cream on your man parts to treat said sexually transmitted disease, you may end up flunking a drug test and getting a three-month ban from football. Poor, poor Marco Borriello. At least he has a comforting shoulder (somewhat unsafe for work) to cry on.

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uneditedmara

That just goes to show that you gotta (VD) check the goods before you bed it. Who knows where those things have been.
Ruby

But yays! It's retrospective! So he'll be back on March 21st!

And hopefully fully recovered from whatever filthy disease that slut gave him... *grin*
mick e

Holy dam. I would take a dose of VD and give three months salary for a slice o' that!

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