Marco Borriello to Sneak a Peek Inside David Beckham’s Pants

By: Daryl | December 17th, 2008

If you were holding out any hope that David Beckham’s loan move to AC Milan would be all about football and not too much about celebrity, then prepare to be disappointed.

There’s a good chance Becks will play, especially with Milan having a few injuries. But his new teammates aren’t really interested in his free kicks, his crosses or even his hair.

What striker Marco Borriello is really interested in is seeing what Goldenballs keeps in his grundies:

“I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham,” says Beckham’s new teammate.

“I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

It’s a fair question, esecially as David Beckham has a history of fake penis photos.

And as the good people at The Spoiler point out, Borriello’s interest in Beckham’s nether regions is very much scientific and in no way romantic.

But more importantly, isn’t it time someone answered this question: Why is Italian football suddenly obsessed with English reproductive organs?

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